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Friday, February 26, 2016 - 12:58pm

“I’m The Donald Uber Alles”

I am Billionaire Donald Trump
Floating through life like Forrest Gump
Soon I will be President

GOP power has come my way
I will be your boss one day
I will pink slip all of you
Your kids will say, “You’re Fired” in school
Your kids will say, “You’re Fired” in school

I’m The Donald Uber Alles
I’m The Donald Uber Alles
Uber Alles I’m The Donald
Uber Alles I’m The Donald

Media made me, we fooled you
Poll numbers just grew and grew
Death to Rubio, death to Cruz
Bernie’s done, Hillary’s a cooze

Ignorance has put me here

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Wednesday, July 24, 2013 - 1:05pm

Dammit – I love a Chris Brown song.

I was driving when “Fine China” came on. Saw the name of the artist and instinctively raised my hand to defend myself from the beat, but the greatness of the song just repeatedly smashed me in the face. Got to a stoplight and actually locked my hands behind my head, covering my ears with my elbows to protect myself from the breezy pop attack.

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Sunday, March 17, 2013 - 4:36am

So, how was your week?

Eventually I'll respond to everyone individually, but since we all know that's gonna take a while I wanted to send out a blanket thank you ... and you know this is important if I'm re-visiting the blog. Had such big plans for this place; we were all so young then, full of life and so excited to type. What happened to us, man?

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Thursday, July 22, 2010 - 6:40am
Thursday, July 15, 2010 - 5:35am

New episode of "The 40 Year Old Boy" podcast now empty and aching and I don't know why. Maybe it's the weather; as I type this it's 84º at 5:15 AM, with no real hope for relief later today. I should point out that I don't mind; if given the choice, I would absolutely die in a fire rather than freeze to death. Of course, that seems a little extreme here - why can't I just say "I like summer", and leave it at that?

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