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“I’m The Donald Uber Alles”

I am Billionaire Donald Trump
Floating through life like Forrest Gump
Soon I will be President

GOP power has come my way
I will be your boss one day
I will pink slip all of you
Your kids will say, “You’re Fired” in school
Your kids will say, “You’re Fired” in school

I’m The Donald Uber Alles
I’m The Donald Uber Alles
Uber Alles I’m The Donald
Uber Alles I’m The Donald

Media made me, we fooled you
Poll numbers just grew and grew
Death to Rubio, death to Cruz
Bernie’s done, Hillary’s a cooze

Ignorance has put me here
Plus a healthy dose of fear
I am huuuge, you must admit
Show us your birth certificate
Show us your birth certificate

I’m The Donald Uber Alles
I’m The Donald Uber Alles
Uber Alles I’m The Donald
Uber Alles I’m The Donald

Now it’s 2016
Knock, knock at your window screen
It’s the orange-skinned secret police
They have come for your Muslim niece

You will quietly build the wall
Keep out spics, Mexico pays all
Now I will punish the Brown
In a sea of white, they will drown

Turn your turban into a fuse
Turn around and blame the Jews
You’ll be shot, you camel’s hump
When you mess with President Trump
When you mess with President Trump

I’m The Donald Uber Alles
I’m The Donald Uber Alles
Uber Alles I’m The Donald
Uber Alles I’m The Donald

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