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Thursday, July 8, 2010 - 10:02am

Every Wednesday I do a podcast called "The 40 Year Old Boy", and every week I'm a little worried that I'm not going to be able to fill the time allotted. Alloted by whom, you ask? Why, by my tiny brain, of course. I've created an artificial show construct in my head, which I then twist my guts around every week, trying to make sure I fill some invisible quota nobody knows about. By the way, is this too much "behind the curtain" for everybody? Asking that seems silly; let's be honest, is there even a fucking curtain left at this point?

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Thursday, July 1, 2010 - 2:33pm

Pretty sure I have this figured out now; damn you, question marks and commas!

The finished poster art for the upcoming "The 40 Year Old Boy: Success Is Not An Option" performances in San Francisco has arrived. Once again Mex has bailed me out, making sure at least one aspect of the show will be worthwhile; if the words I come up with are half as good as the artwork he created, we're going to have a bang-up time in the Bay Area August 20th & 21st. Showtime is 10:00 both nights, and tickets are available here: http://bit.ly/dmkDXW.

Looking forward to being judged by all of you.

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Thursday, July 1, 2010 - 5:11am

Back for the attack Dokken-style, with two very special time-wasters for your always eager eyes. This week's YouTube excursion is a trip through Hollywood's blandest hallways. See me handle a hose, climb a ladder and threaten to wake the neighbors, all while Lili plays good sport. I have no idea why she tolerates this sort of behavior, but I'm plenty happy to have her on my side. If you're looking for an ally in horseplay, always go with "hot girl", as people tend to let them get away with more stuff than they would "fat guy". Take it from me, "Fat Guy".

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Saturday, June 19, 2010 - 4:36am

First of all yes, I notice the pork theme running through the last two entries. Makes me think I should be posting these on "Rocky", but I digress...

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Saturday, June 12, 2010 - 6:14am
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