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Monday, June 7, 2010 - 7:52am

Doing great ... vitamin program ... eating fruit ... caved in ... bought supplies ... sorted, counted ... hate myself ... trying again.

Mike
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010 - 5:41pm

Spider Ricos,

A short note to mention that "RWAB" definitely started today. Nothing drastic - mainly an altering of eating habits/times, and getting back on my vitamin program - with the exercise phase on the horizon. I'll be talking more about this on the show this week, but didn't want the date to pass without mention. We're fucking doing this, people.

Now, enjoy this ridiculous photo of me trying to look tough at UFC 104.

Mike
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009 - 10:55pm

What’s happenin’?

Long time coming, this entry … well, any entry, actually. Let’s deal with this part right away: there are going to be weird hieroglyphs in the body of these posts. Random question marks, perhaps a stray dollar sign or two; it’s inevitable, as apparently WordPress and Safari are in a pissing contest to see who can make me angrier. Why do they want to make me angry? They wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…

I tell you this because I’m a guy who can’t get past small details; I can write something hilarious, something I’d be proud to show to anybody … until I see a misplaced comma or an unchecked spelling error and I want to punch myself in the face for being so fucking stupid. Not the best way to live your life, but for some reason I can’t shake it. Funny thing is…

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